Get this guy a new contract already, so he can hire someone to cut his onions for him.
Yes, that’s Green Bay Packers outside linebacker Nick Perry wearing some frickin’ Jackie O glasses to cut a damn onion. Do those really stop your eyes from watering? I have no idea, but there are actually glasses designed to do just that.
While we give Perry credit for cooking, he should learn how to hold a knife.
Where’s Bourdain when you need him?
This is how a real man cuts onions pic.twitter.com/anu1kq4Uqh
— Nick Perry (@NickTheGreat8) February 19, 2017