“I like to talk. I admit it. If I can’t talk, I’m crippled, blind, deaf and dumb.”
Former NFL tight end Shannon Sharpe to Sports Illustrated before Super Bowl XXXII
It appears Sharpe can’t talk and think at the same time. On Tuesday morning, appearing on FS1’s “Undisputed,” he gave birth to the most ridiculous Kevin Durant conspiracy theory so far. In fact, he just might have retired the trophy.
Sharpe, based on nothing but the chirping of the birds in his head, asserted that the Warriors hope Durant does not return to the team during the postseason.