GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. AS WE CONTINUE FURTHER DOWN TIME’S ONWARD MARCH, SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY BEGUN TO EXPERIENCE A NEW AGE OF ANXIETY DUE TO THE CHAOTIC AND UNCERTAIN NATURE OF THE FOOTBALL GAME. THOUGH ITS TRUE COURSE MAY SEEM UNCLEAR TO YOU, TRUST THAT OUR HAND IS GUIDING IT ALL. THE UPCOMING RESULTS SHOULD MAKE EVERYTHING MORE APPARENT TO YOU IN...... DUE TIME.
#3 Clemson Tigers (-16.5) @ Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets
Oh, heavens, it’s Clemson week already? I was hoping that might have been pushed off to never. But since we’re here, I guess we should talk about, I dunno, maybe their defensive line?