GREETINGS, EARTH CITIZENS. AT THIS POINT YOU ARE DOUBTLESS AWARE OF A "MISHAP" THAT OCCURRED DURING DABO SWINNEY'S POSTGAME INTERVIEW AFTER CLEMSON'S VICTORY OVER NOTRE DAME. SOME BELIEVE THIS WAS NO ACCIDENT. THEY ARE CORRECT, BUT FOR INCORRECT REASONS. SOME BELIEVE DABO WAS CUT OFF BECAUSE HE USED PROFANITIES, OR TALKED TOO MUCH ABOUT HIS GOD.
NEITHER OF THESE ARE TRUE. IT WAS US, OF COURSE. DABO KNOWS WHAT HE DID TO DESERVE THIS.
YOUR CHALLENGE PICKS FOR THIS WEEK ARE BELOW. AS ALWAYS, THE RESULTS OF YOUR PLEBIAN PICKS CAN BE VIEWED HERE.
Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets @ #6 Clemson Tigers (-7)
"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT," Dabo Swinney declares in his perpetual yell-voice, "LIKE I SAID LAST SATURDAY, THIS TEAM IS BRING YOUR OWN GUTS.