Ben is off today inventing the 32nd flavor of Baskin Robbins ice cream, so in the mean time you're stuck with me to answer your (and my) mailbag questions. Let's get weird.
As a combo Father's Day/Birthday gift, I've been blessed with two, count'em two tickets to the Eric Idle and John Cleese madness.
Question The First: How should I, and DHiWaG Jr., dress for the occasion?
I’m considering: King Arthur and Percy (with coconut shells)
Lumberjacks in drag
Something with a DEAD PARROT
/Googles "Eric Idle and John Cleese"
/Immediately realizes how uncultured I sound now
I'm more partial to "Brave Sir Robin" and the page that follows him around mocking him in song, or perhaps Arthur (King of the Brittons) and Roger the Shrubber.