...because it WANTS to smack a damn gator.
Three factions of Dawg fans this morning on the eve of the annual renewal of the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. Where do you fall?
- You’ll be there tomorrow, soaking in the sun, and basking in the thrill of college football’s greatest rivalry. Awesome. Cheers!
- You can’t make it, but will squeeze in your own cocktail party amongst the ghouls and goblins. Cool!
- You have given up and prefer to sit there in your piss soaked chinos.
Dumbass.
gAtoR wORd pLaY
On this episode, we learn…
“Jorts” spelled backwards is of course “stroJ”, which in German means one who is proficient in ignoring personal hygiene, is overly casual in their attire even in the presence of other “stroJs”, and overly comfortable existing as a lower class citizen.