This will make you feel old.
On the very same day that Dominic Calvert-Lewin was frantically tearing strips of wrapping paper from the gifts he’d been given for his 5th birthday, a David Unsworth goal after just 28 seconds was giving David Moyes a breathtaking start to his tenure as Everton manager.
There are subsequent, albeit tenuous, links to the two events. Firstly, Calvert-Lewin eventually linked up with Unsworth at both Sheffield United and Everton, but more significantly, given the time of that goal against Fulham, the now 20-year old striker has already developed a penchant for doing things in a rush.