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Today Is Not The Day

Interns from Saginaw Vallety State are chiming in via text and MySpace: the weather is spring-like in SE Michigan.

You know what that means. Playoffs are in the air. You walk outside, smell something nice, do a little stretch and you're thinking the playoffs are almost here.

Well, they're not, Kenny.

They are most definitely not.

Do what we do when the weather's warm in February. It's 55. Pretend it's 72. Wear shorts. Cook out. Wash your cars. Wash your kids.

Don't watch this game. Spare yourselves. Spare your families.

It's a Live Blog, bitches and if there's more than ten comments on this thing I'll be disappointed.