Well, by my math the St. Louis Blues are in the midst of the longest Stanley Cup drought in the history of hockey.
You can't really call it a drought because they've never won a damn thing, so they can't really thirst for something they've never tasted.
And they hate your asses. I mean they despise you. The team? Nah. They don't know you exist.
But the fans? Oh. My.
I don't have to link to their blogs. Don't have to quote you the hundreds of "fu** Detroit" quotes you'll find there.
They are the epitome of sports fan jealousy and bitterness.