There was no reason for this to happen. For a day full of fearful floats and nausea and weather that couldn't keep its head right, there was little reason to believe that what awaited the throngs crowding around Gate A in no discerning pattern was a thrashing of nightmarish proportions. Certainly, the happy Eagles fans were not ready for this. The poor bastards lined up in their Brian Westbrook jerseys (at least one in a bright green Simmons) and leather hats and shades.
"Wayne Fontes was a pretty cool guy though." There was that voice behind me again gibbering through names, old names.