Am I the only one who is glad that the Detroit Lions new head coach, Matt Patricia, kind of looks like a pirate? Well, before he trimmed his beard and cut his hair.
O.K., hear me out on this one. Patricia had magnificent facial hair that was capturing the imagination of Lions fans everywhere, but would also rival even that of Blackbeard the pirate. Patricia also storms around the sidelines with tremendous intensity, which looks suspiciously like a scowl and if think you about it, when you would squint just right at his old backwards New England Patriots cap, it sort of looked like a dew rag.