The Stars are sort of the "pushmi-pullyu" of the NHL.
The double-headed llama-like creature of Dr. Doolittle fame had a lot of great characteristics. It could eat and talk at the same time. It could sleep while it was awake. And nobody could sneak up on it.
But there was one problem that Dab Dab the duck pointed out as soon as she saw it.
"Lord save us!," cried the duck. "How does it make up its mind?"
How indeed? The Stars on Monday played one of their best defensive games of the season, beating the San Jose Sharks 1-0 at American Airlines Center.