According to this highly reliable statistical model, Harry B's season is going to be alright, alright, alright.
After Harrison Barnes was signed in lieu of Chandler "Old No Knees" Parsons, I did what any delusional Mavs fan would do: I scoured the internet for any data that might suggest that the Mavs got an upgrade. Now statistics and Harrison Barnes don’t always get along, but after some considerable research I’ve created a model that predicts a monster season for Harry B. It’s called the McConaughey Quotient.
I know the pairing seems unlikely. These days Matthew McConaughey is an A-list actor and Harrison Barnes is just coming back from riding the bench in Rio, but it wasn’t always that way.