Life in the 24-hour news cycle of the NBA offseason exists to break even the strongest among us. The danger of draft week is that it’s almost inescapable. You’re sitting at your desk and BOOM: a Woj bomb drops saying that the Kings are considering drafting Christian Pulisic?
A Shams bomb drops saying the Grizzlies are considering trading the fourth pick for a large jar of jelly beans and a ham sandwich. How can anyone an entire week with these bombs dropping everywhere?
Fear not, dear reader, I will show you how to make it through Thursday with your sanity in tact.