In a result that shocked nobody, Team Canada won the 2016 World Cup of Hockey last night, edging Team Europe 2 - 1. They did it in a particularly gruesome way, allowing Team Europe to think that a Zdeno Chara goal just six minutes into the contest was all they needed, and conveying the impression that the Europeans were actually stymying the red & white squad for just over 57 minutes. That was mere illusion, of course, as a Canadian team that had trailed for less than three minutes -- in total -- entering this contest, was simply calculating the most diabolical method of inflicting defeat.
Blame Canada
