Editor’s Note: This is a satire piece from The Collegian’s sports section. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to being offended.
Imagine the scene: A zombie apocalypse has taken over Colorado State University. The football team was the first to get infected and is now spreading the disease throughout the school. This infection can spread through bites, scratches or contact with infected DNA. CSU is on complete lockdown, and no one is allowed in or out.
Moby Arena is the safest place to hide.