Editor’s Note: This is a satire for April Fools’ Day. Real names and the events surrounding them may be used in fictitious/semi-fictitious ways. Those who do not read the editor’s notes are subject to being offended. April Fools’ Day articles are a long-running tradition at The Collegian and are for entertainment purposes only.
April 1 2013
With buildings crumbled, smoke rises in the air. Off in the distance you can hear the blaring of car alarms, as they’ve crashed into buildings crumbling them and leaving rubble strewn throughout the streets.