The crowd claps and the cheesy music keeps playing. It’s a beautiful sight. From behind the curtain, a well-dressed man appears. Oh my goodness, it’s famous television personality Skip Skippendale. He smiles and says, “That’s right, it’s time to…” And before he can finish the sentence, the crowd says in unison, “Rate the Rockies Bullpen!”
Skip: Well, folks, we’ve got a special show for you today. We’re going to rate the Rockies bullpen after another gut-wrenching loss in Milwaukee. Today’s 7-1 loss sealed a sweep for the Brewers and sends the Rockies to our nation’s capital searching for answers.