CLEVELAND, Ohio - Many analysts think Texas A&M defensive end Myles Garrett is a "no-brainer" pick for the Cleveland Browns, who hold the first selection in the 2017 NFL Draft on Thursday.
To which I say, "Haven't we seen enough brainless picks from the Boys from Berea? How about a full-capacity brain pick?"
Haven't we heard that no-brainer thing before?
Well, yes, in fact we did, for Braylon Edwards Scissorhands, in fact, No. 3 in the 2005 NFL Draft, but No. 1 in the heart of then captain of the Good Ship Full o' Fools, Phil Savage.