Logizomechanophobia. Yes, that is a thing, and yes, Dave Doeren has it.
Logizomechanophobia is a fear of laptops and PCs, and my company was contacted this week by some folks at Clemson, who wanted to make sure that the NC State head coach received a warm Logizomechanophobia welcome to Tiger Town.
In case you missed it, Doeren was in the midst of coaching last year’s game against Clemson and looked over and saw a laptop close to the Clemson sideline. He broke out in a cold sweat, shook, and shivered and became extremely nauseous. It was at that point that Wolfpack team doctors diagnosed him with Logizomechanophobia, or the fear of laptops.