The upper team did nothing, the lower team mashed... no one else played.
Oh hey look the Bats lost again everyone is so surprised........
Anyway, part time Major League pitcher David "Mongo" Holmberg started this one and well, he's not fooling many AAA hitters, either. HolmSlice went 5 IP with 5 hits, 3 earned, 2 walks, a holmdinger allowed, and 3 strike outs. Tony Cingrani pitched 1 inning thereafter, allowing only 1 hit and inducing 3 strike outs because who the hell knows, Jimmy "Get A Brain" Moran pitched an inning with a strike out and Brennan "Shark?