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Roundtable: Getting Schweini is both amazing and not amazing, somehow

Related Topics: Bastian Schweinsteiger

Today’s topic was abruptly changed at about 11 p.m. last evening, when the Fire announced the signing of Germany and Bayern Munich superstar Bastian Schweinsteiger. Below find the staff grappling with this addition as best they can.

James Bridget Gordon: So, uh. Schweinsteiger.

John Carollo III: Told you guys… And no one believed me. <snif>

I think he slots in front of Dax and Juninho in a 4-2-1-2-1. Dax and Juni play DMs while Basti has full reign over the midfield.

James Bridget: I got your ‘I Told You So’ clocked at 2 minutes and 19 seconds.