A fun thing about MLS— for certain values of “fun”— is how quickly narratives can just completely unspool. They don’t even explode or go up in a blaze of guilty, just some big wet farts. Remember when LAFC was supposed to be unstoppable? Or when the Revs were supposed to be awful? Remember zLAtan and the Galaxy’s big impending turnaround?
Yeah, no.
Wait, what? The Revs played good soccer? That can’t be right.
For real though, I can’t tell if the Revs had a good night or if the Impact were just really, really awful.