Berkelium97: That was a win composed of equal parts consternation and jubilation, which is a fine recipe for our report cards. I'm especially thankful for this week's batch of report cards, as I would not begrudge you for foregoing the report cards in favor of 1) consuming of copious amounts of alcohol, 2) seeking the nearest defibrillator, or 3) pondering if being a Cal fan is really something you're capable of doing for the rest of your life. Now let's see what the numbers tell us.
| Average | Standard Deviation |
| Pass Offense | . |