Gregg Ernst is credited with lifting the heaviest weight by any human. Two Ford Festivas including the drivers weighing 2,422kg in total, for those curious, with the Canadian, now 62, having warmed up for that record in 1993 by balancing two oxen on his back.
Someone ought to alert the adjudicators at Guinness World Records to the carrying that is being conducted by a 21-year-old Englishman at Stamford Bridge.
Cole Palmer has taken the tonnage of Chelsea Football Club on his shoulders this season and, thankfully for a stretched medical department, their £42.