The Red Sox should be shut out on the All-Star ballot. The team will have their own Minister of Propaganda putting out info into cyberspace on getting out the vote – I’m not sure if they are actually serious? No hanging chads in this election as the number of Red Sox players that deserve to be selected amounts to zero. Nada. Zilch. Ballot stuffing? Even the most ardent, passionate, and jingoistic Red Sox loyalist knows that this season they deserve a ballot shutout.
So let us take a peek at how the latest members of the Underperforming 200,000,000M Club are doing and why they should be omitted and just about anyone else named.