Marcus Morris should consider replacing the patronymic “SR” on the back of his jersey to a currently more appropriate and perhaps more marketable notation – “LV” for example.
That could be a recommended Speed Limit (in Roman Numerals) for Kyrie Irving’s flat earth … or it might represent a pending accomplishment.
You see, the Celtics’ rambunctious frontcourt swingman is just liable to set a new standard of Bob Beamon-esque proportions. He is on a pace to rack up 82 Foul Lane Violations for the season, since he’s managed to accrue one in each of the first two games.