Dear Mr. Shane Doan,
Losses like tonight’s are why your precious besties are being traded away from your team. I realize it makes sense to you to keep the good players and not trade guys away but your team isn’t exactly Stanley Cup contenders and if one of your buddies has more value as trade bait, then your management will work on those deals. This is a business after all, you filthy reprobate.
Love, Me
Last night the Bruins beat the Coyotes. As predicted. As expected. Honestly, it was a given that this was going to be a win for the Bruins.