ESPN.com · May 27, 2017
Indianapolis Motor Speedway changes while always staying the same
He was walking directly down the middle of Auburn Street, the middle-aged leather-skinned man in the jorts. You know, jeans shorts.
In his left hand he gripped a sign that read "PARKING Y'ALL, FOLLOW ME."
In his right he held onto the arm of an inflatable green alien, dragged, big-eyed and bopping along the blacktop, inevitably to burst upon contact with a stray rock or, more likely, a broken bottle.