Arkansas wins the conference mediocrity championship; takes home obesity national championship.
TAKES are late this week because on Friday, I flew to Oklahoma City, got in a car and rode to Fayetteville [a four hour drive], watched a game [it was definitely a game], rode back to Oklahoma City [another four hours], hopped on a plane for Nashville, watched Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit at The Ryman twice and caught a car ride back to Birmingham.
Shoutouts to Ray Tichenor, Greg Tice, Carleigh Holley and Andy Carpenter for making those things all possible with their hospitality.