Sure: it’s a nutty proposition. Why anybody would want a $300 million player. But since these days don’t exactly come up very often – kinda like once per eclipse – we’ll go through the exercise and see why the Atlanta Braves might at least give a courtesy call to whoever is actually running the Key Biscayne Fishsticks and Bait Shop this week.
But hey! Stanton is washed up now! He didn’t even hit a homer yesterday for the first time in 7 games (he only had 2 singles, scored, and stole a base).