Tired from a long day of school and practice, PJ Johnson was pulled over for swerving on his way home on Monday night. Instead of citing him for erratic driving, though, the police officer took pity on a 335-pound defensive tackle driving a 1997 Toyota Camry with one mirror.
“He was like, ‘I was only going to give you a warning, and my printer isn’t working anyway, but I’ve seen your car and you can’t afford a ticket anyway,’” Johnson said Tuesday.
Had Johnson been cited it would have only been the 243rd-worst thing to happen to him the last few years, approximately.