The Gator offense is bad, y'all...but Football Loki demands an offering nonetheless.
We've finally reached that point in the season that you doubters among the Crimson Tide faithful never thought would arrive...the SEC Championship Game.
After our beloved Crimson Tide fell at the hands of the literarily-inclined heathens from the Mississippi Delta, many among you thought that the dreams of a championship season died on the hallowed ground of Bryant Denny Stadium. Oh, ye of little faith...
For as Football Loki has proven to us countless times during the rule of Our Dark Lord, the seemingly cruel strands of fate are prone to change merely upon his whim.