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RBR Tailgating: Chili

If you know one thing about me, it’s that with each breath I metabolize oxygen and expel carbon dioxide and nitrogen along with a surprising amount of unused oxygen, which is weird considering the aim of the whole endeavor. I also pepper the air with a touch of argon, gratis.

If you know two things about me… I don’t know how to order these. I’m bipedal. I’m made up of atoms. I’ve never known what the hell birds are chirping about. There are so many things... I’ve seen every Leverage.

Eventually we get to things that you may know about me which would differentiate you from those who do and do not actually know about me.