The Alabama Crimson Tide is set to take on the Clemson Tigers tonight in one final battle to see who will be the National Champion. Will it be back to back wins for the Tide or the start of a new Clemson dynasty? While some people look to experts, coaches, or players for insight into this massive game, we look to a wiser source, a parody mascot twitter account that types in all caps and loves cocaine.
Bama Hammer – Eight Ball, you’re known across the world as the Nick Saban of mascots, the greatest of all time.