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Alabama Media: Jacob Coker Injured, Apocalypse Coming

Alabama senior quarterback Jacob Coker was not at Monday’s practice because he has a minor foot injury, the media reacted to this news by completely freaking out.

“THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING, CLICK THIS ARTICLE TO FIND OUT WHY THE SKY IS FALLING. FOR ONLY 9.99 A MONTH YOU CAN BE AN INSIDER AND SEE WHY JACOB COKER HAS UNLEASHED THE FOURTH HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE. THE SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN JOIN THE BAMA FRIENDS FORUM FOR CTHULHU RISES!” – the media after Jacob Coker wasn’t at Monday’s practice

Look I get it, Jacob Coker is one of the contenders to be the quarterback for the University of Alabama and that’s a big deal.