“Who’s pitching tomorrow, Koufax?”
It was a light-hearted jape from an Atlanta beat writer in the elevator postgame, but other than Koufax’s handedness (it’d be nice to have a lefty in the mix, dangit Logan why aren’t you actually the big left-handed weirdo we all know you are at heart), it’s not entirely a joke that prime Koufax would fit right into this Mariners rotation—although, where they’d fit him would be another question.
And, apologies to the Hall of Famer, but the top of the rotation spot is already occupied by a large rocklike object. Sandy would have to be okay with being second (or maybe third or fourth) banana.