The Washington Nationals, wearing their boring new Nationals uniforms, took on the Yellow Sox this afternoon, and the Yellow Sox won. Was it the magic of the city connect unis that did it once again? (The Sox are now 31-8 all-time in their Ukrainian National Baseball Team get-ups.) Or is there a more logical explanation, like, say, that Cooper Criswell is one of the best pitchers in baseball and the Sox are unbeatable when he’s on the mound?
Who’s to say!
What we can say is that, if the K-Men were still around, they would’ve been busy in this one, particularly in the early innings.