Well, at least he didn’t murder two people. Yet another trojan athlete has run afoul of the law in a very serious way. This time it is Wide Receiver Joseph Lewis, who was booked on Felony Domestic Violence charges yesterday at 2pm. He is suspected of inflicting “corporal injury” on a spouse or cohabitant. “Corporal??” Isn’t that what they used to call it when a parent spanks a kid, as in “corporal punishment?” Was this just a misunderstanding of a sex game? Since when is spanking your woman a felony? Some people really like being spanked.
Or… maybe it’s a little more serious than a slap on the fanny.