Hey, you!
Me?
Yes, you. You’ve been speculating about trades, haven’t you?
Oh, not really.
Be honest.
Maybe a little bit.
And they’ve been really bad.
Hey!
We need to address this. We’re all worried about you. “JVR for Drew Doughty”? “Josh Leivo and Nikita Soshnikov for Oliver Ekman-Larsson”? “Connor Brown and a second for Dougie Hamilton”?
Those work for both teams!
Do you really believe that? Deep down?
....yeah...
Be honest.
.