Good morning. The NFL Draft is sneaking up on us, which means we’re starting to get peppered with all manner of chatter around the Internet from our favorite invented language: NFL Draftspeak.
That was about Penn State’s Saquon Barkley, but there are plenty more heady examples here.
Wiggle. Thrust. Length. All these simple and childish words assume a whole new mantle of meaning in this mystical language. But we dare not laugh, because folks, this is a SERIOUS business.
Today we’ll take a look at the complete bulleted list of weaknesses listed on Christian Kirk’s NFL.