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Uncomfortably Fun: Cards Ambush Padres; Hang on for 7-4 Game 1 Win!

Let me have your attention for a moment.
So you’re talking about what? You’re talking about, whining about the Cards are shot, some son-of a-gun doesn’t hit dingers, somebody doesn’t field the position you think they should, some manager you’re fed up with, and so forth.
Let’s talk about something important—are you all here?… Well, I’m going anyway.
Let’s talk about something important—put that Budweiser DOWN! Bud’s for closers ONLY. Do you think I’m messin’ with you? I am not messin’ with you.