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About Last Night: Fuck Off, Jerk

I don’t care why you did it. Maybe you don’t know why either. Maybe you’re not well and if that’s the case then I’m very sorry for all that’s led you to this decision. But, you can still fuck right off.

I had never even entertained the thought that someone would ever deface a statue of such a beloved and celebrated baseball player. A player with the highest percentage of Hall of Fame votes ever. A player who, along with a very special team of ballplayers, prevented Seattle from losing their second baseball franchise in 1995. A player with a highlight reel that plays on repeat in the subconscious of every baseball fan in the Northwest who lived through his prime playing days in Seattle.