Well, you asked for it – a singing recap! (Edit: sorry for the quality of the video. I had literally no way to make something better)
Actually, it’s not a recap – I will write a few notes about the game after the “lyrics” – but it’s something nonetheless, right? Anything to wake up from this basketball induced coma.
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Lyrics to “My Way (of tanking)”
I wish the end was near
Eighty-two games already gone by
My friends, you know how dear
I hang onto my coronaries
I saw quite a few games
And I’ve searched through every nook and cranny
To write things not too bleak
But suck was uncanny
Good games, we’ve had a few
But then again, too few to mention
Cause Fiz did what he do
And played THJ until exhaustion
He chucked and chucked again
While Dot was there, riding the bench
And Frank, while bad as hell
Sit down for Mudiay
Yes there were times, I’m sure you knew
When Knox was good and Zo was too
But through it all when there was hope
The dungeon came and Fiz said nope
“Enes and Mario I have to play
Let’s suck it my way”
We knew, the tank was on
We’ve had our fill, our share of losing
We tried Vonleh and Kornet
And when it worked
It was amusing
To think that Ron was paid
And may I say not in a bad way
To play, and badly at that
And was cut to keep Trey
Know what is a foul, what is a block?