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Patriots vs. Dolphins: Fan Notes from the Game

Everyone OK? Has everyone had enough time to recover?

Yesterday’s game between the New England Patriots and Miami Dolphins was unlike anythig I have seen in my 31 years of watching professional football. It was over before it began, it looked little more complicated than a scrimmage, and the Patriots just stomped all over the Fins in a six touchdown win that could easily have been eight or nine had their brand new receiver had more than a few days to acclimate himself to the offense. It may come out today that the Dolphins actually dressed 53 cardboard cutouts and there weren’t actually people out there yesterday and I wouldn’t even bat an eye.