The hardest thing about fantasy baseball—harder than deciding whether to draft Shohei Ohtani as a pitcher or a hitter—is coming up with a name for your team. It’s also pretty important. A clever name can give the illusion that you actually know what you’re doing, or take the sting off an embarrassing record.
But if you’re having a rough time coming up with a name for yourself, we’ve compiled a list of more than 50 to choose from or inspire your own creation. Some of them are pretty good, many more of them are terrible. We will not apologize.