Adrian Peterson
c/o New Orleans Saints
5800 Airline Drive
Metairie, LA 70003
We are only 18 days from your scheduled return to Minneapolis as part of a running back rotation for the New Orleans Saints, and it’s my duty to inform you the largest share of the Minnesota sports media and Vikings fandom are extremely excited not to have you here anymore.
The crowd that fills The Zygi on opening night might be willing to offer applause if and when you appear on the field, but you should know any such greeting will be a display of mass hypocrisy.