We’re now officially 40-something days out from Big Ten football and FOLKS I AM JONESING FOR SOME ACTION.
Now I don’t claim to be a gambling expert, and I want to be modest here but (lifts up shirt revealing “Went 8-4 In Best Bets Last Year” chest tattoo) I went 8-4 in best bets last year.
Let’s get reckless.
Rutgers 3: Under
Lol, come on. (Confidence: 4/5)
Maryland 3.5: Over
First year head coach. Replacing a handful of starters. Just utter turmoil last season.
Those are three reasons why I shouldn’t go over, but I’m doing it anyway.