Yes, Saturday actually happened. Maryland football was completely decimated by Ohio State in Columbus, losing 73-14, and the Terps have now lost five straight games.
The rest of the Big Ten also had an eventful weekend, as two undefeated teams squared off and every non-Maryland game was decided by one score. However, four conference members — Michigan, Indiana, Nebraska and Rutgers — were on a bye week.
In case you were otherwise engaged on Saturday — or were so traumatized by the Terps’ loss that you suppressed all memory of what transpired — here’s what went down across the Big Ten.