The internet was set ablaze yesterday with one of those usual stupid offseason lists that sportswriters come up with to pass the time in the long, hot summer. You shouldn’t take anything during the silly season too seriously, as we’re all just trying to get through this desolate wasteland until actual football starts again.
So, I’m not gonna fall for the trap and get mad at somebody’s list, but I do want to use it as a jumping off point to talk about the state of coaching in the ACC and SEC, while also letting y’all laugh at me for being stupid.